Benefits of Yoga vs. Liquor

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Finally, research confirms that drinking offers the same benefits as yoga. Don’t believe it? Here’s the proof:

Savanna position of total relaxation

Balasana position that brings the sensation of peace and calm

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana position calms the brain and heals tired legs

Marjayasana position stimulates the midriff and spinal column

Halasana position excellent for back pain and insomnia

Dolphin position excellent for the shoulders, thorax, legs and arms

Salambhasana position to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms

Ananda Balasana position for massaging the hip area

Malasana position for ankles and back muscles

So, life really boils down to two questions . . .

1. Should I get a dog?

2. Or should I have children?

Just to let you know that I’m thinking of you today,

No matter what life throws at you,

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem,

Remember that there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

You’re laughing, aren’t you?

That’s good, because my job here is done.

Have a great day and remember to give thanks . . .

Cats are so dramatic!

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