Men Can Fix Anything
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Have you ever wondered why no one ever uses the term “handywoman?”
Well, now you need ponder that question no longer, because here’s photographic evidence of male practical ingenuity at work designing solutions for a wide variety of problems that can make everyday life troublesome.
Don’t have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
TV too large for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
Can’t afford a real GPS? I can fix that!
No ice chest? I can fix that!
Can’t read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
Electric stove broken and can’t heat coffee? I can fix that!
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
What?
Display rack falling over? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
WHEN IN DOUBT, REMEMBER . . .
MR. HANDYMAN CAN!
Binder clips used to keep cables handy is actually pretty clever.
Absolutely, maybe even brilliant!
Around this house, I’m known as the “cable-tie guy” because I simply cannot tolerate cords or cables of any kind just lying there, in the way or falling out of the way where I can’t get to them, looking unorganized. I want them neat.
You’ve probably heard this: If it moves and it shouldn’t, use duct tape; if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40; if it’s electrical and doesn’t work, don’t even think about trying to fix it, just hit it really hard with a sledge hammer and toss it in the trash.
Us handymen know these things, right?